Happy Engagement! Alison, we knew you were the right girl for Mike when you willingly agreed to make real snowmen in some strangers' front yard while they were on vacation - in the middle of September, in seventy-five degree weather. If that weren't impressive enough, you then endured hours upon hours of (Rock)band practice under the severe regime of the Band Nazi, and were no worse for the wear. You are a good sport!
A bit of advice to the bride and groom: Don't feel like you have to listen to any one's advice if you don't want to. It's your wedding, just do whatever floats your boat. And Mike, by the words "your wedding" I mean "Alison's wedding" of course, so just do whatever she wants! I can't wait 'til your wedding!
...To Michael Phelps!
Congratulations on wining your eleventy-seventh gold medal and making Olympic history, an amazing accomplishment at the age of 23! And I mean that with absolute sincerity. It's unfortunate, though, that your countless hours of intense training never included lessons on how to keep your tongue in your mouth. I guess the US Olympic swim team coaches can't cover everything....
JHabs, these are for you!
Helpful hint: Don't Google "Michael Phelps with his tongue sticking out" when you are at work. Or ever.
OK, this has to be an old picture, or else he has the fastest growing facial hair ever. I could just imagine NBC breaking in to their coverage of " 'Gymnastics', or whatever the hell they call that other sport that doesn't involve Michael Phelps" with breaking news: MICHAEL PHELPS FORGOT TO SHAVE TODAY! MICHAEL PHELPS FORGOT TO SHAVE TODAY! Here is Bob Costas with a live report! Also, his tongue is sticking out in this picture.
Nice action shot. So his tongue is not technically sticking out on this one, but you know it was on its way... Also, his goggles are creeping me out!
This is definitely NOT Michael Phelps. You can tell because there is no tongue sticking out of his mouth. Believe it or not, there are other men on the US Olympic swim team, including this fine young man named Ryan Lotche. I think I will make him my Olympics boyfriend, but I may have to fight off JHabs for him!
Sorry, Ricky.
3 comments:
That's ok Dames. My Olympic girlfriend is Misty May-Traener. Love that beach volleyball!!!
I have been trying to reply to this for days now. I have to say that I will fight you for Ryan...he is hot. Michael is just....creapy. I did however purchase the Micheal Phelps DVD. It will be under your XMas tree if I pull your name out of the bag this year!!
Picky - ok, then we are even!
J Habs - LOL, I knew I'd have to fight you for Ryan! You may have purchased the DVD, but I've preordered his book for you (complete with pages of color photos) and it WILL be under your tree whether or not I pull your name!
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